XPoliceman: Illicit goods checkpoint, citizen -- oh, hey, Fausto.
Fausto: Bonjour, Officer Tenant. The usual price for selective blindness?
Policeman: Ah, I know you'll only use that gun when you need it... and most folk know better than to stiff your fare.
Fausto: To steal is criminal, officer. I teach a little lesson about crime, oui?
Policeman: 'Little lesson'?
Fausto: I am not an unkind man. I aim for the legs.
Policeman: And the guy you chased down and repeatedly ran over with your hoverchair?
Fausto: What can I say? He was a slow learner.
Fausto: Bonjour, Officer Tenant. The usual price for selective blindness?
Policeman: Ah, I know you'll only use that gun when you need it... and most folk know better than to stiff your fare.
Fausto: To steal is criminal, officer. I teach a little lesson about crime, oui?
Policeman: 'Little lesson'?
Fausto: I am not an unkind man. I aim for the legs.
Policeman: And the guy you chased down and repeatedly ran over with your hoverchair?
Fausto: What can I say? He was a slow learner.
When last we saw.... Fausto
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